I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

 

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

 

I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads,

 

6 million unemployed beneficiaries, 51 million welfare and food stamp recipients,

 

2 million inmates in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico,

 

and 535 elected officials in the U.S. House and Senate along with

 

a no-load family of 4 in the White House."

 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

 

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?